Is this a good pick up line on a girl?

Me - "hey can I get your autograph?"

Her - "what?"

Me - "your autograph"

her - "why would you want my autograph?"

Me - "I know it's going to be worth a lot some day. You're so beautiful there's no way you aren't going to be a model or movie star"

Her- "Oh please that's the lamest pick up line I've ever heard"

Me - "Jesus Christ I was just trying to give you a compliment and be original about it. No need to be mean"

Her - "Go F yourself you loser"

Me - "Wow you are a big meanie"


this is what happened the first time i tried it. She thought I was making fun of her because she had a slightly crooked nose. The truth is I did think she could be a model. I love her perfect face, the sound of her sweet voice, her bright green eyes and the ways she smells when she walks by.

I got the biggest hard on of my life thinking about HER. Not any of the models or other hot girls at school, her. If you said I could have sex with Kate Upton or this girl, I would pick this girl 100 times out of 100. I would NEVER cheat on her because when I truly love something I NEVER get sick of it.